fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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