this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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