do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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