you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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