Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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