if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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