I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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