she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Randomize
