What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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