Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I've blown a few things in my day
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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