also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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