i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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