This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am midnight drunk by noon
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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