You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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