Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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