I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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