We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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