Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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