from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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