We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
false alarm, still single
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