my mouth tastes like poor choices
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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