I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I need you to use more vowels.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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