The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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