I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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