He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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