Buhtt sex?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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