I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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