You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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