i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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