I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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