I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your tits are I can't wait for
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
