I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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