Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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