wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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