Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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