Sry I called you an 8
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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