why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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