Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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