doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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