I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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