how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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