just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
pray to the hookup gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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