im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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