two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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