You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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