I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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