Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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