does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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