Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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