So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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